After doing some hardcore myspace stalking, I stumbled upon a certain girl's profile & read her "About Me" which made me laugh. It seems normal enough, & honest, but if you knew what a fucking joke this chick is, you'd understand.
I couldn't keep this to myself, but yeah, I know I'm obnoxious & judgemental & immature, so I went to one of my beloved friends who I knew would enjoy it as much as I did.
So I sent her the corny shit I had read, which was:
"I’m " "
I'ma junior at " ". My favorite things in life are god, laughter, hugs, love, song, and dance; life wouldn’t be the same without them. I honestly smile too much, even when I sleep. My passion in life is babysitting; I’m a part time nanny, model, and hostess at BlackAngus. The religion I relate to the most is Seventh Day Adventist, I pray more than I breathe. I’m always up for new things. I’m very open with anything that’s on my mind. I have a reason for everything I do, sometimes it's just hard to see. I’m different from anyone you will ever meet, I’ll pinky promise you that. All I want is to leave from the bubble I live in; I belong in a big city where one day I will make a difference."
My amazing friend who I'd sent this to, appreciated it in the same way I did. Enough to even revise it in a way that made more sense.
"I'm " "
I'm a junior at " " but I'll probly end up working the corner at a park. My favorite things in life is being a slutty hoe and having big dicks shoved up my ass on occasion; life wouldn't be the same without them. I honestly lie too much, even when i sleep. My passion in life is having sex with as many boys as possible and calling it rape afterward. The religion I relate to most is the one where everyone worships me cuz I'm perfect. I'm always up for new things inside of me. I'm very open with anything between my legs. I have a reason for everything I do, and usually the reason is I love having attention all the time. I'm different from anyone you will ever meet, I enjoy being a whore 24/7. All I want is to leave from this bubble I live in; I belong in a big city where one day maybe I'll make 10 dollars a night."
& this is why I love you.
Not the stupid hoe who wrote the original, who, if happens to read this...yeah. I don't care. You're a hoe.
The End (:
1 Comment:
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- Lauurrreennnn said...
October 18, 2008 at 5:24 PMwho is that?
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